Blasts from the Past
Mar. 27th, 2011 05:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thessalianI have been on my second playthrough on Dragon Age 2, and there's this quest in Act 3...
So, I decided to take Isabela along on the quest to hunt down Zevran. Because, hey, I thought it'd be funny. I mean, they do have a history according to Origins, which I figured would come up. One day I'm going to fudge the playthrough in which you can actually get a foursome between your Warden, Zevran, Isabela and Leliana. I probably won't play it, but there's a mod somewhere that lets you do whatever save you want, so... Anyway, I had a party of Isabela, Varric and Fenris, and I had no idea how funny it was going to be; seriously. Now, I knew that Zevran was going to flirt mercilessly with my Hawke, but I didn't respond because ... well, Fenris in this playthrough. We don't make the killing-machine jealous. But then we get to the end of it and Zevran's hunters are all dead and Zevran goes to take his leave...
Isabela: That's it? You're leaving? ...What about sex?
Zevran: Ah, Isabela, I have missed you.
Isabela: That's because you have piss-poor aim. Thankfully, you have ... other uses.
(Isabela and Zevran walk away together.)
Varric: That girl has some curious standards.
Fenris: Are we sure he was in a guild of ... assassins?
(Varric and Fenris exchange looks.)
It was just the tones of voice! Hysterical!
Seriously, those two so remind me of Pietro and Alison, you have no idea.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled radio silence.
So, I decided to take Isabela along on the quest to hunt down Zevran. Because, hey, I thought it'd be funny. I mean, they do have a history according to Origins, which I figured would come up. One day I'm going to fudge the playthrough in which you can actually get a foursome between your Warden, Zevran, Isabela and Leliana. I probably won't play it, but there's a mod somewhere that lets you do whatever save you want, so... Anyway, I had a party of Isabela, Varric and Fenris, and I had no idea how funny it was going to be; seriously. Now, I knew that Zevran was going to flirt mercilessly with my Hawke, but I didn't respond because ... well, Fenris in this playthrough. We don't make the killing-machine jealous. But then we get to the end of it and Zevran's hunters are all dead and Zevran goes to take his leave...
Isabela: That's it? You're leaving? ...What about sex?
Zevran: Ah, Isabela, I have missed you.
Isabela: That's because you have piss-poor aim. Thankfully, you have ... other uses.
(Isabela and Zevran walk away together.)
Varric: That girl has some curious standards.
Fenris: Are we sure he was in a guild of ... assassins?
(Varric and Fenris exchange looks.)
It was just the tones of voice! Hysterical!
Seriously, those two so remind me of Pietro and Alison, you have no idea.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled radio silence.
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Date: 2011-04-19 11:10 am (UTC)XD