Chinchillas Ate My Plotline

[thessalian]

Before I head off for job interviews, a brief note regarding Mage yesterday. weaselbitch has taken to noting down some of the better lines from sessions so that we can do a quotes page on the website along the lines of Dingoes Ate My Plotline.

Last session, which involved the sanctimonious prat walrusesque Celestial Chorus, a new hope for the Verbena in the form of an apprentice for Michelle, the entire cabal giving a group of parapsychologists proof positive of the existence of magic and a return to The Other Llandeilo, these two lines stuck out in particular relief:

Skank: Run from the chinchilla!
(Note: the chinchilla was eating through teak at the time, and he remembers the vorpal bunnies...)

Toos: (OOC, upon rolling three 6s) Do I get a Number of the Beast bonus?

Oh, also? Kuo-Li's a father. Single parent, actually (or as far as he can tell) given that Sarah got poisoned to death by worm-spider hybrids.

And a personal note: it's three days since the mysterious room disappeared.

Comments

[weaselbitch.livejournal.com]

You forgot your reply to, "Do I get a Number of the Beast bonus?"

"No, you get a Number of the Beast consequence..."

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

This is what you get for trying to wheedle the Storyteller, hon. :)

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

I also forgot:

Evangeline: Guys? It's all gone dark! Why's it all gone dark? Oh! It's a magical darkness! Guys, it's a magical darkness!

And:

Skank: (confronted by Crinos-form Get of Fenris) Piss off, bollocks!

And, of course:

Mike: (OOC; at least once per pre-game lunch) We're doomed!

[lunarwhirl.livejournal.com]

The sanctimonious prat walrusesque ...
O_O
OMG.
*dies laughing*
That gets my SQUEE icon.