Weasel...

[thessalian]

be sorted @ nimbo.net

No, corone, the last question doesn't negate the others. I answered Slytherin for that one. I don't know why I bother; every time I do this sort of thing it comes up Gryffindor. I do answer honestly... How is it that I'm a champion of justice and do-gooding now? Hell, anyone who's been on the receiving end of one of my plots (be they Mage, fiction, real life, whatever) really should know better.

On a pretty much unrelated note, I am forcibly reminded that I am the sort of person who comes up with insults like "weaselbitch". I wonder what it is about weasels that make them such good animals to incorporate into an insult? I mean, "techno-weasel" was another one at one time (God knows if anyone still uses that one). The thing is that weasels are just another, slightly more vicious type of ferret. And no one would think "ferretbitch" would work as an insult... But then, from a purely phonetic point of view, it doesn't scan.

Okay, when you're deconstructing your own damn insults, there is something very, very wrong with you.

Comments

[dodgyhoodoo.livejournal.com]

So what do you think the inevitable ToosJournal will be called?

Heh. Even found the Japanese equivalent.

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

I don't know what the so-called 'inevitable' ToosJournal will be called; it's up to her.

(D'you suppose "weaselbitch" is taken?)

[dodgyhoodoo.livejournal.com]

It is now.

[nightskywarlock.livejournal.com]

> what the so-called 'inevitable' ToosJournal will be called

ToosOnTheLoose?

*very glad he's very very far away*

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

Actually, pronunciation of Toos is a little closer to "lose", but we won't go into that for fear that weaselbitch has issues with that comparison. Then again, weaselbitch...

[purpleperil.livejournal.com]

I keep getting sorted into Gryffindor myself and expecting Hufflepuff.

As for deconstructing insults, at one (drunken) point my friends and I made a check list of how to properly insult a person. Most involved fuck, monkey, and munch.

[thm.livejournal.com]

And no one would think "ferretbitch" would work as an insult...

Hey, as you've said yourself, 'Go to hell', if said in just the right tones, can be a stellar insult. Why not that? :)