Bitch by Proxy

[thessalian]

Crush ... kill ... destroy...

I keep thinking about euthanasia -- putting people out of their misery. Well? What about putting people out of my misery?

I tried to explain about my online journal to Kate. This will henceforth be known as ... well, I can't number all the mistakes I've ever made, can I? You leave the realm of real numbers after awhile. Anyway, she appears to have misunderstood because she told me to have a rant on her behalf about the rudeness of people lately (news flash, lady; they've been rude for millennia) and how disgusting it is when people vomit on the pavement.

I said this to her: "No. My journal; my bitch."

In my head, I followed up with: "You want to have a bitch so bad, get your own damn journal and either pay for it or code-beg like the rest of us! It's not my fault if you're a) computer-clueless, b) too fuck-lazy to type a bitch that you actually want to make, much less the X-ray reports and c) more partial to the online horoscopes than to something that might expand your mind beyond the 14th century!"

Is murder always a crime?

Thess

Comments

[notorious-oit.livejournal.com]

That chick needs to be beaten with a bar of soap inside a sock.

Seriously.

J-chan

[nightskywarlock.livejournal.com]

Not with the soap. An apple.

Yeah, yeah, I know, the soap works better, but with the apple, you get to quote J&SBSB:

"Applesauce, bitch!"

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

I shall use my current favourite phrase here.

"Crush her like a bug!"

[ninja-arzt.livejournal.com]

Is murder always a crime?

Just put a knife in her hand and say she tried to attack you, so you had to stab her 300 times to disarm her.

J

[thm.livejournal.com]

It's only a crime if you get caught. ^_^

Of course, there's a far better way to get at her. Find and get another, better job somewhere else, and work it so that she's the last person to find out.

- THM

[gothhenge.livejournal.com]

Fortunately for your friend, you can now start an LJ without a code :)