Education, Education, Education

( Another Spider-esque rant )

Accent Piece

Your Linguistic Profile:

40% Yankee

35% General American English

15% Dixie

10% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Okay, I understand the Yankee. I understand the General American English. To a point, I even understand the Upper Midwestern. But how the almighty fuck did I get 15% Dixie?!? My accent and speech patterns are seriously screwed.