Scenes from the Sitting Room 6

*on using Sims to make Dragon Age characters to see what they do*
Mitchy: So ... let me get this straight. You're using a computer game to make characters from another computer game ... to see what they do.
Me: There's more free will involved! And besides, this means I can make [character] and torture him to death! *laughter*
Mitchy: I let you into my house voluntarily?
Me: Oh, come on. You know I read books on poisons and you eat my cooking.
Mitchy: ......meep......

Someone please reassure her that I'm not going to kill her. She won't listen to me!