Answers

Okay, there's been enough time for guessing games, so here's the answers to that lyrics meme I did the other day. Anything with a double asterisk was guessed at some point.

( Cut in case you still want to try guessing. )

Not one of my better head days, today. Yeick.

Meme-Sheep baaaaaaaaaaah.

And, before bed, another meme, nicked from purpleperil 10 movie quotes, guess'em, post to your journal. Blah blah blah.

1) "Our job is to report the news, not fabricate it... That's the government's job." V for Vendetta - guessed by lunarwhirl
2) "Random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."
3) "Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus." American Beauty - guessed by rm
4) "Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count." Heathers - guessed by notorious_oit
5) "What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?" The Shawshank Redemption - guessed by 50ftqueenie
6) "If I can't tell when you're ordering roast beef and potatoes, how will I know when you're making advances?"
7) "Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists." Lord of War - guessed by mapp
8) "Hey, up yours with a twirling lawnmower!"
9) "Bitch wouldn't open the door, so I had to fry her." Resident Evil - guessed by lunarwhirl
10) "A girl can only be a slut, a bitch, a tease, or the virgin next door."