I'm fairly sure the world is conspiring against me right now.
Fine, I'm into five figures on the NaNoWriMo right now, and that's all good. I wanted to have at least 13,000 words done by the end of the week, and now that I have plot, I'm fairly sure I can do that (I'm only a couple of thousand words off). The problem is that Real Life has conspired against me. Yet again. And this time, I haven't even asked for it.
You see,
cholten99, as I think I mentioned, is going off to watch fireworks in Alexandra Palace tonight. He's meeting Kat and Mark there. This is all well and good -- leaves me an empty house in which to get some work done. However, the difficulty is that the fireworks aren't lasting very long, and my housemate has had the brilliant idea of inviting them back here after the festivities are over. Great. Wonderful. Loving the hell out of that idea. Really. I'd be loving it a whole lot more if it wasn't for years of politeness training suddenly at war with a desperate desire to get things done.
Look, when you have company at your house, it's damn impolite to lock yourself in your room with the "Do Not Disturb" tag up on your door, and it doesn't matter who invited them. This particularly applies when it's people you
like coming over; you don't just ignore your friends, even if you're going to see them in eighteen hours or so. So of course I want to come out and socialise with them. There's just one problem -- a couple of thousand words' worth of problem, to be precise. It's bad enough that people are still blowing shit up outside (Guy Fawkes' was
yesterday, you black-powder-happy fuckheads) without the added distraction of hostessdom being thrown at me...
Hang on a second. He's going to invite Mark, who's terribly allergic to animals,
here? With Yuki the Incredible Shedding Fluffball wandering around the place? Well, I've just texted him on that subject. I'm just surprised he didn't think of that sooner. Or indeed at all. *shrug*
Anyway, the other problem is that Yahoo Mail simply will not load. I know I have mail. I simply cannot access mail. Grah.