The River in Egypt

What Kind of Geek are You?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your IQ is	quite high
You are a	computer geek
Your strength is	you never need to sleep
Your weakness is	chocolate
You think normal people are	stupid
Normal people think that you are	disturbed
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Seeing as how my computer's now running even more additional memory (thanks to cholten99 being anal last night and doing the "You know, there's this big chunk of memory just sitting there that would only take five minutes to install..." thing), can I still be in denial? Please? I like denial! The pyramids are pretty and in my version, the Sphinx still has its nose! C'moooooooon...

Actually, just this second, I'm denying a lot of things. Here's the cavalcade of denial:

I do not have a headache. I'm just not completely awake yet. I will have caffeine. I will be fine.

It is not three weeks until I leave on holiday. It only seems that long because time crawls when you're having stress.

I am not depressed about not gaming for two weeks. I'm actually looking forward to weekends where I have absolutely nothing to do but play Sims and pet the cat.

I do not want to to after that goddamn registrar with piano wire, a sturdy metal chair, a bottle of sulphuric acid, a blowtorch, a fileting knife and a cattle prod.

And when I finally get around to dyeing my hair black in a week or so, I'll be Cleo-fucking-patra! Yay!

Must ... Control ... Fist of Death...

I'm going to devise a special sort of torture for my fucking office manager.

She comes in and says, "Kate's really swamped. Are you clear of typing?"

Actually ... no. I have my own consultant's tape to do, then there's the appointment letters. Then I have the filing. I try to tell her this.

She responds with, "So apart from this one tape, you're clear?"

Um ... no. I have filing. I have appointment letters to write so that people know to come for their appointments next Monday. I have things to do. But they're not typing, no.

So she says, "So you can help Kate", walks out, comes back with two tapes and says, "Do these" ... shooting a "please" back over her shoulder as she goes.

The. Bitch. Must. Die.

Sing-Song

Cross-posted to 7thsea:

My character (the not-so-amnesiac-anymore Jenny) had a birthday in our last session. We were on the Black Dawn sailing to Dionna at the time, so the party got the crew involved, got some rum and we had a miniature party. At which point, it became a few of us drunk on rum and singing -- predominantly the two coarser women in the party (me and a runaway Vodacce senzavista named Viola, who's spent a lot of time with an Eisen mercenary company). Anyway, we came up with the following sing-song:

VIOLA: o/` What would you do with a drunken Jenny?
What would you do with a drunken Jenny?
What would you do with a drunken Jenny? o/`

ALISON: o/` Anything you want to! o/`

Well, we thought it was funny...