Remember you are actually living without consulting with the
Electronic Lord and Master (TV), and you are functionally
capable of speaking to other human beings about it without
making them feel smaller than a pile of chihuahua shit.

You have, by your very presence in these situations,
demonstrated an ability thought to be lost to the ancients
known to the aged, ignored, and feeble, as courtesy,
manners, and intelligence. While some maybe simply
be amused that you haven't melted your headmeats into
the Tube, others are astonished that We (those brave
and pioneering few who still understand terms such
as Netiquette and Forethought) still hold true to
the teachings of our elders that would beat us black
and blue for being stupid and rude in public. :)

Today, I am bitter and jaded...but I smile when I think
of how you must make some people so proud that our
generation didn't all Fail at Life.