...You do realise that potions, i.e. ones that give Creature-Plonkers "the lurgy", require Prime 3? What do you mean, you know no one who can set up a Parma Magica without problems? In any case, like I said, knowing the rules is the first step to bending or breaking the damnable things. (Anyway, Molly would have read up and would know the formal way, whether she's capable of doing it or not.)

How does "I don't have a use for porn but you never know when you might want it so why not keep it around" translate into 'straight'?